BEFORE: Sorry, no more animated films in the pipeline - except for one that will pop up at the end of the month. That was a good run, though, 8 animated features in a row. Now I've got a couple that are sort of horror-like or horror-ish, because we've got THAT big chain coming up in just a couple weeks now, and you know, it's good to prepare ourselves. You don't want to just dive in to that freezing-cold pool, you want to kind of ease in, a bit at a time. Same goes for the pits of hell, you don't dive in to the lava, you dip a toe in and watch it burn off and then you acclimate yourself from there...
What's even harder than putting together a horror chain and a Christmas mini-chain each year is leaving enough material, and the right movies, behind so that I'll have something to work with NEXT year. I think one cable channel is running all of the films in the "Scary Movie" franchise, I should probably grab those while I can, especially if there's any possibility that they all link together in release order, and that could take up five or six slots next year, or the year after that.
Tony Hale carries over from "Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate"
THE PLOT: A writer travels to the compound of a pop icon who disappeared years ago. Surrounded by his cult of sycophants, as well as fellow journalists, she soon discovers his twisted plans for the gathering.
AFTER: OK, so a group of people get invited to a celebrity's extremely private resort complex, but they have to surrender their cell phones and sign some kind of NDA before they board the private plane. Wait, isn't that the plot to "Blink Twice"?
No, wait, there's a special celebrity event, the top star in his craft is having a private dinner party and has invited some of his longest-standing critics to come and spend time with him in the hopes of winning them over. Wait, isn't that the plot to "The Menu"?
The guests arrive and their needs are attended to, though the whole resort starts to feel a bit cult-like, and a couple of the guests have disappeared with no explanation. Wait, isn't that the plot to "Midsommar"?
Yes, yes and yes. This is a mish-mash collab of some of the most famous "thriller-disaster-What Could POSSIBLY Go Wrong" films from the past few years, and I think we can now certify that this is a trend in filmmaking. Cultures clash, class warfare is involved, male sexism and "Artist Brain" collide and it doesn't matter if the central figure is a tech mogul, a celebrated chef or a reclusive pop star, when you're famous, they let you do it, no matter what "it" is.
To say "Opus" is derivative is an under-statement, but there could be a lot of films that follow this disaster-trend, I don't really know if it this genre has a name yet. Psychological thriller? Satirical social horror? Escape-core? Does this all go back to "Get Out" and/or "Ready or Not"? Are we going to get some kind of comedic mash-up in the vein of "Scary Movie", titled "Get Out and Blink Twice Before the Midsommer Menu"?
Anyway, let's deal with tonight's film on its own, because it's got one thing that all of the others don't have, and that's John Malkovich as the reclusive pop star. Yes. We get to hear what a John Malkovich ALBUM would sound like, maybe, if he were a pop star on the level of, say, Michael Jackson or Prince or something. Look, if you want to watch this film JUST for the novelty of that, it just might be worth it. There's a lot of other stuff that's going to come along with it, but you get so much Malkovich here, and all that that entails, I mean Jesus, he's a great actor and a weird actor and I'll watch just about anything he's in. Him and Willem Dafoe. I wonder if there's ever a clash between them over who's going to play a particular weird, oddly calm, genius who might also be a maniac psycho-killer, we're just not sure yet.
Malkovich plays Alfred Moretti, who disappeared from the pop music scene 30 years ago, but is back with a new album. We're led to believe from the hype around it that this would be equivalent to someone like David Bowie or Michael Jackson disappearing at the height of their fame, and then coming back with new music out of the blue. What would that sound like, I mean one thing you can say about Bowie or Jacko is that they put out a lot of albums - but what if they didn't? What if they took time off, and their sound evolved and then they came back with a completely new sound or a weirdly evolved manner, or a new look, new fashion, new hairstyle? The only music star I can think of that took a long break and then came back, stronger than ever, was Roy Orbison, however he never stopped touring and trying, his music just fell out of favor for a while, and then he had a revival with the help of some friends. Jerry Lee Lewis, maybe Chuck Berry went through something similar, maybe.
Generally, this is not how the music industry works - could you imagine Taylor Swift announcing tomorrow that she's going to take the next 20 years off? Nobody works like that, if you have a hit record you go out on tour, you work the crowd and make sure everyone knows you because you're creating the fan base of people who are going to maybe buy your second album, which you start working on as soon as your first tour is over, if not before that. Could you imagine Guns and Roses putting out a new album this month, like after 30 years of non-self-imposed exile, and for people everywhere to somehow be excited with anticipation for that album? Nope, it just doesn't happen. If your career is dormant for 30 years, you might as well be dead. Some of the top acts of 1996 were No Doubt, Oasis and The Smashing Pumpkins. Even if those bands are still active or got their members back together, I don't think they could just pick up where they left off and have a successful album release.
But anyway, Moretti invites a select group of music journalists to attend this listening party at his private compound in Utah. Yeah, never go to a celebrity's private compound, that's a pretty good rule of thumb to follow. This one is four and a half hours by BUS away from the nearest airport, that should have been the first warning sign. This reclusive billionaire can fly people in by private jet, but there's no private airfield? You know you can build an airfield just about anywhere, like for sure a lot closer to his house. I'm not sure if this is a NITPICK POINT or just a warning sign that these journalists chose to ignore. The weekend starts with a very fancy dinner, of course they probably had to ask if anybody had any food allergies when they were preparing the menu, but then the "bread course" involved passing a giant dinner roll down the table so that each person could take a bite out of it. Umm, what if I have a food allergy to eating bread that a dozen other people had in their mouths? And why am I sitting at the end of the table that gets the very germy bread last, and the other end of the table got to take bites of it before everybody else drooled on it?
Junior journalist Ariel Ecton, who seems too young to have been a fan of Moretti's 30 years ago, is there just as support staff, to take notes for her boss, Stan Sullivan, who will be the one writing the article about Moretti's new album. Ariel is the first to notice that the other people at the compound, the ones who are not party guests, are all wearing the same blue outfits and are assigned tasks by Moretti, as if he is their cult leader or something. This should have been another cue to leave ASAP, because we know how this ends, the leader says that the spaceship is behind the comet, and the time has come to drink the Kool-Aid or the Everclear or whatever and leave our flesh prisons so that the spaceship can pick up our souls and carry them to heaven.
Well, that's not exactly what's happening here. But there is a form of religion being practiced, which is called "Levelism". There's a book that the guests are given (oh, good, something to read) which describes the concepts of Levelism (oh, darn, it's a manifesto) and then there's a whole agenda for the weekend, which involves Fashioning, the Album listening party, Archery, Painting, Shucking Oysters for Hours, and a puppet show. I mean, go there to hear the new album, but come on, you're going to want to stay for the puppet show.
Ariel is also the one to notice that two of the invited guests have not been seen since the first day, so, umm, where are they? And she's also the first one to express a desire to leave (smart girl!) but of course, this takes place just before Everything Goes Wrong. I'm not going to get into all of that, but I have hinted about it. If this isn't your bag, or if you've had your fill of this escape-core genre, this might still be worth a look if you want to see what kind of aging pop star John Malkovich would play. I found that to be like what Michael Jackson might have become if he had lived, and if he had continued to surround himself with people who were willing to cater to all of his desires (yes, ALL of them) and nobody was ever allowed to tell him "NO". It's food for thought, even if this "food" is shared by several different movies, just like that dinner roll that got passed around.
Directed by Mark Anthony Green
Also starring Ayo Edibiri (last seen in "Lorne"), John Malkovich (last seen in "Billy Joel: And So It Goes"), Juliette Lewis (last seen in "Strange Days"), Murray Bartlett (last seen in "Girl Most Likely"), Melissa Chambers (last seen in "Being Rose"), Stephanie Suganami, Mark Sivertsen (last seen in "The Last Stand"), Amber Midthunder (last seen in "Dream Scenario"), Tatanka Means (last seen in "Killers of the Flower Moon"), Aspen Martinez, Peter Diseth (last seen in "Maggie Moore(s)"), Tamera Tomakili (last seen in "Fruitvale Station"), Jasper Keen (last seen in "End of the Road"), Young Mazino, Jean Effron (last seen in "Frank"), Justin Perry, Aimee McGuire, Chris Highlands (last seen in "Suburbicon"), Andrew McMaster, Lily Joy Winder, Orion Carrington, Jeremiah Core, Marjorie W. Conner, Lex Lotito, Gabriel Armijo, Casey Messer (last seen in "Army of the Dead"), with cameos from Bill Burr (last seen in "Paul Anka: His Way"), Wolf Blitzer and the voice of Rosario Dawson (last seen in "Haunted Mansion"),
RATING: 5 out of 10 beanbag chairs
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