When We Went MAD!

Year 18, Day 203 - 7/22/26 - Movie #5,382 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #21

BEFORE: So I made it 20 films into the 50-film Doc Block before there was a linking snag, it's all going to be fine, but it's going to cost me two days time, so I'm limited to five films this week. In trying to bump up to fifty films this year, I added a bunch of films, and one of them was "Overnight", recommended by my BFF Andy. Let me state again for the record that I do NOT do requests or take suggestions, usually any suggestion over what to watch makes me NOT want to watch that film. But I will make an exception for Andy, nobody else. And it ticked a box, because it's a film about Troy Duffy, the director of "The Boondock Saints", who is from Connecticut, another state to cross off the list. Now, where to put it? 

The only place I could put it was HERE, as Paul Reubens is listed in the cast for that film, according to the IMDB. However he is NOT in that film, as far as I can tell, and I scanned through it twice. Based on an article I read online, he auditioned for "The Boondock Saints", and I suspect that after that, Mr. Duffy had an adverse reaction to him, and that portrayed Duffy in a negative light. The section on "casting" was therefore re-edited, and now is just a montage of still photos from the casting session, which seems like a cover-up. Bottom line, Paul Reubens isn't there. OK, so it's the middle film in a three-film chain, I can drop it, no problem, and try to circle back next year, it happens. But that cost me a whole DAY. This doc on MAD! Magazine is still going to be where it always was, just the count is off. 

But now, how to replace that film? Because I still want the count to be fifty - I do have back-ups waiting in the wings, but something state-specific would be great, and I need to know the linking is solid - I scanned the PBS line-up for the next week and found something great, however it requires a little tinkering before the linking will work - no problem, there's so much redundancy that all I have to do is flip the next 7 or 8 films around, and everything will link up again, just in a different way. Except the new addition airs Thursday night on PBS, so the earliest I can post is FRIDAY - well, that costs me another day. It's fine, there's plenty of extra space in August and September, I'm assuming, so I can only hit 29 films in July and not 31, again, not a big deal. This is all just par for the course, if I hit a dead end or something, just keep rotating little bits of the main chain until I find something where everything connects, it's just a giant puzzle after all. 

So, after all THAT, Paul Reubens carries over from "Cheech & Chong's Last Movie". Now, what state to profile today? This cast of writers and editors for the magazine is almost 83% crazy New Yorkers born in Brooklyn, so that's out, we covered New York already. The MAD! offices moved to L.A. a few years ago, but we covered California already. It's too much work going through everybody's bio just to figure out who was born where, but MAD magazine was all about being crazy and random and most importantly, funny. So I feel like I should just pick the funniest state here, that would make the most (non-)sense. So probably nobody who worked on MAD was ever born in Idaho, which is perfect because it turns out that absolutely nobody was ever born in Idaho. So it all fits together beautifully. Here we go with IDAHO!

Date admitted to the U.S.: Some say July 3, 1890 but this is really a trick question, it was never officially admitted to the U.S. It would have been the 43rd state, however, it's just not. 

Claim to fame: It's where everyone passed through on the way to Oregon or Washington. Also famous potatoes. 

Nickname: The Gem State. It's just a trick to make you think there's something valuable there, really it's the Potato State. 

State Motto: "Esto Perpetua", which is Latin for "Endless Potatoes"

State Flower: It's a potato. 

State Fruit: Same, it's a potato. 

State Vegetable: Take a wild guess. 

State Bird: Mountain blueberry

State Insect: Monarch butterfly

State Tree: Western white pine

State Gem: Star garnet. For "The Gem State" that's actually pretty lame.
State Dance: Just kidding, nobody dances there. The whole state is like "Footloose".

Notable Sports Teams: You must be joking. Nobody there has any time for sports, not with all those potatoes to harvest year-round. 

Fun Facts: Nothing "Fun" about Idaho either, I'm betting. It's super Republican and abortion is restricted and they still have the firing squad for a death penalty. Their Wikipedia page is totally blank and yeah, that tracks. It is the only state that financially improved during the Great Depression, and that was because in the rest of the U.S. all that anyone could afford to eat was, of course, potatoes. During the pandemic shutdown, Idaho was the only place where nobody even noticed any difference. The state is also 73% National Park or Historic Sites or nature reserves, which works out great because nobody wants to live there. And no, I have not been there, either, so my record of visited states is now 17 out of 21.

THE PLOT: A tribute to the legacy and influence of MAD magazine, featuring interviews with MAD celebrity readers, along with MAD artists, writers and editors, affectionately known as the Usual Gang of Idiots.

AFTER: Finally, a documentary about something I know very much a lot about - like there are topics I know a bit too much about, like a documentary about beer or "Star Wars" might not hit the same to me, because I already know so much. I've been reading MAD magazine since I was a kid, my dad had a subscription and of course they did parodies of some movies I'd seen, like "Close Encounters" or "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and sometimes it was a movie I hadn't seen, like a horror movie, but then by reading the parody, I was able to figure out what I was missing by not being allowed to see an "R" rated film. Kids don't really care much about politics, but I learned a lot about Presidents Carter and Reagan by reading MAD. Clearly I wasn't the only one, because a whole generation of kids learned that government makes no sense and politicians are stupid or liars or both, in some cases. Hey, maybe this explains a lot about how we got where we are, if you know what I mean. 

We also had those little paperback "reader" books that had reprinted material from old MAD magazines from the 1950's, and some were collections like "The Best of Don Martin" or "The Best of Spy vs. Spy" and really, it was a lot of violence and sex and subversiveness for one kid to handle, but I was hooked, I couldn't get enough. Maybe this explains also that once I found the Dr. Demento radio show, I glommed right on to that, because reading MAD had set me up to appreciate parody, satire, ridiculousness and whimsy. But you could also tell that somebody with a brain had put together the magazine, because there's stupid funny and there's smart funny, and MAD seesawed liberally between the two. You also sometimes have to be smart to make stupid funny, if you know what I mean. 

There's still a lot I didn't know, like I knew who William Gaines, the publisher was, because they were always drawing him into the magazine. He was still alive when I went off to college in 1989, but I tried to still read MAD when I could. He passed away in 1992, in fact a lot of the original line-up of MAD editors, writers and artists have passed, this film doesn't really dwell on that, and it's hard to tell the difference between archive interviews done for, like old TV interviews and new interviews done JUST for this movie. This kind of creates the illusion that certain people who worked on the magazine are still alive, but no, a lot of them are deceased. They worked in that "fishtank" of funny people and at some point were floating belly-up, so new "fish" came in to replace them. That's just how it goes, sadly. 

Later in life, I got my own subscription to MAD, and I think I was also getting a gift subscription for my father, who of course was getting older and was fairly out of touch with pop culture, but I figured if he still read MAD he could maybe get some knowledge about what music the kids are listening to or maybe they would do a parody of some CBS show that he watched, like "CSI" or "The Big Bang Theory". (My Dad didn't care for any of MY nerd stuff, but he watched the hell out of "The Big Bang Theory", I guess he thought he could maybe understand his son a little better by watching that show?).  Anyway, two things happened in recent years that brought me in touch with the people who made MAD. Remember, I lived in NYC from 1986 until now, and I knew MAD had their office there, but I never really even thought about that until...

In 2016, animator friend of mine who lived in the L.A. area and co-wrote a feature film with my boss came to town, and he had a contact at the MAD magazine headquarters. So he wanted to bring my boss along, because everyone there knew him, or knew about him, and was eager to have him visit. Well, I wasn't going to let this happen without me, so I volunteered to come along as the newly-appointed staff photographer, I knew whatever I got would be pure gold on social media to help promote our stuff. So we met with editor John Ficarra and art director Sam Viviano. It was a successful visit, we got the pics we wanted and there was a lot of cool stuff at the office, statues of the white Spy and a big Alfred E. Neuman trophy, but it was also a very quiet place. The people who were there seemed to be having a good time, but you know, a lot of writers and artists worked in other cities and sent in their pitches and art by phone or e-mail. 

The magic was kind of gone, and then two years after that we heard they were shutting down the NYC office and the whole operation would be moving to L.A., DC Comics was going to keep making the magazine, only each issue would be mostly reprint material with maybe one or two new articles a month. I think Entertainment Weekly kind of folded around the same time, there was a general feeling in the industry that print was nearly dead as a medium, at least MAD didn't just become an online newsletter or something, but yeah, the internet really did a number on it, the new generation wasn't going to buy a paper magazine when they could just go on YouTube if they wanted to see something funny. 

I got a new gig working at the movie theater, and then like two and a half years into my time there, I heard that Al Jaffee had died, at the age of 102 - and he had been a cartoonist for MAD for probably half of his life, if not more. Well, guess where MAD alumni chose to gather, to celebrate the man's life? They rented out the theater where I worked, and I got to be a front of house manager for Al Jaffee's memorial. This was like a who's who of people who worked at MAD over the years, the old crowd and the new crowd. Sam Viviano came with boxes of leaflets and he remembered me from seven years before. I mean, not exactly, but he KNEW he knew me from somewhere, that's good enough for me. Al Jaffee, of course, created comics like "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" and also the MAD Fold-In, which was the inside rear cover of every issue, which was a drawing that could be folded (so that line "A" meets line "B") and that would create a humorous new image, the answer to the "riddle" posed by the original image. If you don't understand, you might be too young to know what a magazine cover is. Ask your parents maybe. 

We have these poster light-boxes at the theater, and the MAD Art department had sent some of Al Jaffee's most famous "Fold-In" art at poster size, to be displayed in the light-boxes. However, the staff that was there at the memorial soon realized the problem, the posters were of the "before folding" image, and there was no way to see the punchline, which required folding of the poster, and this was going to be impossible. So they asked me if they could have some space to work, and cut up some of the posters in order to have some of them display a simulation of the "after folding" image. Ordinarily this would be a big "NO" at my job, or really this wouldn't come up at all - who would order poster-size art and then want to display it all cut up into pieces? But of course I knew what a MAD Fold-In was, and I also saw the problem, so I did say, "Hey, guys, I get it, and these are YOUR posters, so if you want to cut them and display them a certain way, I'm down for it." I get the feeling that Al would have wanted people to see the punchline, and also he probably would have laughed over the fact that whoever ordered these posters didn't see the display problem coming. 

I felt more on top of things at my job than usual, I knew this crowd, I got their sense of humor, and man, 102 years old (and he had RETIRED at 95, but then got drawn back in) you have to think that maybe laughter is the best medicine after all, especially when Carl Reiner and Dick Van Dyke and George Burns lived so long, and now Mel Brooks has turned 100. I'm going to get to Mel Brooks in a couple days, and Dick Van Dyke not long after that. I mean, I'd better hurry, the clock is ticking. But it's a rare shift when I walk into work a few days later and thank my bosses for scheduling me for an event, I was proud to do my part to celebrate Al Jaffee, and vicariously all the MAD cartoonists from before - Don Martin, Dave Berg and so on. Some of them died before I was a fixture on the convention circuit, but those are the breaks. 

I've got a few other connections to people in this doc, like once I met Sergio Aragones at a San Diego Comic-Con, and I thought that was a big deal, and through my boss I'd also met Peter Kuper at NY cons, he'd taken over the "Spy vs. Spy" comic from the original artist, Antonio Prohias. I've connected with Weird Al a few times over the years, of course he's a huge fan of MAD Magazine, and I saw Gilbert Gottfried once at a movie theater. Gilbert died in 2022, but he's interviewed here and I kind of get the feeling that was filmed while he was still alive, so yeah, it may have taken a few years to put this documentary together. Who knows, maybe they just used a Ouija board. 

Anyways, it's all a little bit sad because MAD magazine couldn't live forever, they of course tried branching out into movies but they made "Up the Academy", which was a complete disaster. It's pointed out here that MAD Magazine probably inspired better movies like "Airplane" and "The Naked Gun", without direct involvement. Just like the Beatles inspired so many people to start bands, indirectly, and "SNL" inspired so many rising stars to come to NYC and do sketch comedy, and just like Cheech & Chong inspired so many people to smoke weed, MAD inspired so many people to realize how messed up the whole world is, and that we could all find some humor there while we're circling the drain. We're here for a good time, not for a long time, unless our name is Al Jaffee. 

EDIT: I have to believe that the universe, or at least the chain, was trying to send me a message by messing with my links. I've got memories now of meeting Sergio Aragones at San Diego Comic Con in years past - and guys, I just found out a certain annual event is scheduled to start TOMORROW, any guesses what it is?  Why yes, it's the Canyon County Fair taking place in Caldwell, Idaho. But also, it's the first day of San Diego Comic-Con, too bad I'm not part of that world any more, but if you are, please have a good time and cosplay responsibly...

Directed by Alan Bernstein

Also starring Judd Apatow (last seen in "Flipside"), Sergio Aragones, Annie Gaines Ashton, Leonard Brenner, Tim Carvell, Paul Coker Jr., Bryan Cranston (last seen in "The Phoenician Scheme"), Dave Croatto, Jack Davis, Dick Debartolo, Jerry DeFuccio, Desmond Devlin, Mort Drucker, Don Edwing, Al Feldstein, John Ficarra, Ryan Flanders, Drew Friedman, Grant Geissman, Gilbert Gottfried (last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Stan Hart, Frank Jacobs, Al Jaffee, Charlie Kadau, Tom Koch, Arnie Kogen, Jay Kogen, Peter Kuper, Howie Mandel (last seen in "Being Eddie"), Nick Meglin, Hermann Mejia, Harry North, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Joe Raiola, Tom Richmond, Frank Santopadre, Irving Schild, Larry Siegel, Lou Silverstone, Quentin Tarantino (last seen in "Sergio Leone: The Italian Who Invented America"), Angelo Torres, Sam Viviano, Richard Williams, Weird Al Yankovic (last seen in "The Naked Gun"), David Zucker

with archive footage of William Gaines, Don Adams, Fred Astaire (also last seen in "Being Eddie"), Max Baer Jr., Hugh Beaumont (last seen in "Being Mary Tyler Moore"), John Belushi (last seen in "Lorne"), Candice Bergen (ditto), Dana Carvey (ditto), Phil Hartman (ditto), Bill Murray (ditto), Donald Trump (ditto), Dave Berg, Irving Berlin, George W. Bush (last seen in "Rather"), Bill Clinton (ditto), Steve Carell (last seen in "Mountainhead"), Charlie Chaplin (last seen in "Child Star"), Bob Clarke, Stephen Colbert (last heard in "Despicable Me 4"), Gary Cooper, Bob Crane, Bob Denver, Leonardo DiCaprio (last seen in "One Battle After Another"), Phyllis Diller (last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Tony Dow, Roger Ebert (also carrying over from "Cheech & Chong's Last Movie"), Jimmy Kimmel (ditto), Jack Nicholson (ditto), Gene Siskel (ditto), Buddy Ebsen, Will Elder, Mia Farrow (last seen in "Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story"), M.C. Gaines, Dave Garroway, Ben Gazzara (last seen in "13"), Peter Graves (last seen in "The Night of the Hunter"), Julie Hagerty (last seen in "The Out-Laws"), Alan Hale Jr., Neil Patrick Harris (last seen in "Elton John Live: Farewell from Dodger Stadium"), Mary Hart (also last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Robert Hays, Hugh Hefner (last seen in "Pamela: A Love Story"), Conan O'Brien (ditto), Howard Stern (ditto), Jon Stewart (ditto), Jimi Hendrix (also last seen in "Being Eddie"), Joe Piscopo (ditto), Jerry Seinfeld (ditto), J. Edgar Hoover (last seen in "The Alto Knights"), Peter Jennings (last seen in "Chris & Martina: The Final Set"), Russell Johnson, Harvey Kurtzman, Stan Lee (last seen in "Stan Lee"), Rob Leibman (last seen in "Norma Rae"), Tina Louise, Ali MacGraw (last seen in "The Kid Stays in the Picture"), Leslie Mann (last seen in "Blockers"), Don Martin, Chico Marx, Groucho Marx (also last seen in "Cheech & Chong's Last Movie"), Harpo Marx, Joseph McCarthy,  Melissa McCarthy (last seen in "Life as We Know It"), Norman Mingo, Lin-Manuel Miranda (last seen in "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story"), Charles F. Murphy, Leslie Nielsen (last seen in "Creepshow"), Leonard Nimoy (last seen in "Boomerang"), William Shatner (ditto), Tom Nozkowski, Ryan O'Neal (last seen in "Blake Edwards: A Love Story in 24 Frames"), Robert Pattinson (last seen in "Marty Supreme"), Amanda Plummer (last seen in "The Wolfpack"), Antonio Prohias, John Putnam, Dan Rather (last seen in "Bang My Box: The Robin Byrd Story"), Christopher Reeve (last seen in "Music by John Williams"), Jack Rickard, Mary Rodgers, Tim Roth (last seen in "The Song of Names"), Paul Rudd (last seen in "Death of a Unicorn"), Irene Ryan, Fred Savage (last seen in "The Rules of Attraction"), John Severin, Steven Spielberg (also last seen in "Child Star"), Lyle Stewart, Harry S. Truman, Fredric Wertham, Wally Wood, George Woodbridge, 

and narration by Patrick Warburton (last heard in "Zootopia 2")

RATING: 7 out of 10 editorial staff trips to exotic parts of the world

Cheech & Chong's Last Movie

Year 18, Day 201 - 7/20/26 - Movie #5,381 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #20

BEFORE: Well, I tried to land this one on Cheech Marin's birthday, which is July 13, but I missed it by a week. I also missed 4/20 by three months, but that's another story. I'm 40% through the Doc Block after tonight, there's still such a long way to go. But I covered sex, and now the drugs, so you know what comes next, right? It's politics, and THEN back to rock and roll. Johnny Carson carries over from "Bang My Box: The Robin Byrd Story" - we're at the point in the Doc Block where the talk show hosts take over as the links, they're all kind of rising up through the ranks but Bill Murray is still on top, at least for a while. 

I struggled to assign a U.S. state to this one, because these guys are SO Hollywood and SO California - what's more Cali than filmmaking and weed? What they shot for this movie features the comedians driving through the desert, and I assume it's the California desert and I can find no evidence to suggest otherwise. Their backgrounds are complicated but also not helpful, because Cheech was born in East L.A., as the song goes, and Chong's originally from Canada, though he spent time in Detroit making records, and then California making movies. Again, not helpful because I've covered those states already. 

I've got a tenuous link tonight because of Chong's fourth (or maybe fifth) career doing guest spots on TV shows, and the most notable one was on "That 70's Show", where he played a 1970's burn-out character - typecasting! - and that show was set in Wisconsin. So there it is, today's "Get to Know a State" profile, to help celebrate America's birthday, is WISCONSIN. 

Date admitted to the U.S.: May 29, 1848 (30th state)

Claim to fame: The beers that made Milwaukee famous, along with brats and butter burgers. 

Nickname: The Badger State, or America's Dairyland

Prevalent language: German and Polish, Yah, you betcha

State Motto: "Forward", umm, sure. 

State Flower: Wood violet
State Fish: Muskellunge 

State Wild animal: Badger

State Domestic animal: Dairy cow

State Bird: American robin

State Insect: Western honey bee

State Fruit: Cranberry 

State Tree: Sugar maple

State Mineral: Galena
State Dance: Polka

State Cocktail: Brandy Old Fashioned

Notable Sports Teams: The Brewers in the MLB, the Bucks in the NBA and the Packers in the NFL. No NHL team which is weird because you'd think hockey would be big up there. 

Fun Facts: It's the largest cheese-producing U.S. state, really that's all you need to know and you can figure out the rest from there. Producing 25% of America's cheese is quite an accomplishment. I guess they have the Harley-Davidson Museum and Frank Lloyd Wright's home if either motorcycles or architecture is your thing. 

I have been there, the first time we went to Chicago we drove up to Milwaukee as a side-trip. We visited the Miller Brewery and had butter burgers, which are just what they sound like, regular hamburgers with a thick slab of butter on them. Served with cheese curds, probably. Anyway I move up to 17 states visited out of 20. Look, I don't know if either Cheech or Chong has ever been to Wisconsin, but considering "That 70's Show", I bet if Tommy Chong goes there, he's not going to be paying for his weed. 

AFTER: Exploring their 5-decade career performing stand-up, making records, and starring in hit films. It covers their lives, comedy partnership and lasting influence on pop culture. 

I think what we've proven during this Doc Block is that everything has to come to an end sometime. Or in Devo's case, the beginning WAS the end. But, you know, an ending can also be the beginning of something else, like it was for Cheech and Chong. Their working relationship ended a long time ago, when they each went off to do different things, each was tired of the "Pedro and The Man" routines that they explored, plus they were both fighting for creative control of their franchise. You can't have two people with "artist brain" working on the same projects, because they're not always going to agree. And as we've seen with any relationship - whether it's a marriage or a band or a comedy team, eventually those arguments take place, the losing side carries resentment, and then really, what do you even have together at that point? 

The two comedians have different backgrounds, which really is the best part of the film here, learning who they each were in the before times, and how they came to be in the same place at the same time is really quite fascinating. Cheech Marin (of course it's pronounced Ma-REEN, so we've all been saying it wrong, I think) grew up in Los Angeles, first in a black neighborhood where he was lighter-skinned then everyone else, and then in a white neighborhood where he was darker-skinned, of course. So he got bullied a lot and when he couldn't fight back, he learned to make bullies laugh. He was working as a potter when Vietnam hit, and he headed straight for Canada to dodge the draft.

Tommy Chong was half-Chinese, half-Canadian, falling in love with jazz music and, here's a shocker, marijuana. So he dropped out of school to be a musician, and had some minor success with bands like the Shades and Little Daddy & The Bachelors and then hooked up with Bobby Taylor, who'd been signed to Motown and formed the Vancouvers and his back-up band. Tommy wrote the minor soul hit, "Does Your Mama Know About Me" and they toured Chicago with the Jackson 5 as their opening act. But Chong had ambition, he didn't just want to work for Berry Gordy, he wanted to BE Berry Gordy. Meanwhile Tommy had married young, and was raising two daughters when he fell for another woman in Vancouver who moved to the same block, and he kind of started a second family at the same time. I mean, if you're a musician you always have a back-up gig, right, so why not a back-up family? 

Chong also ran nightclubs in the Vancouver area with his family members, and there were jazz acts, strippers and improvisational comic groups that took the stage on various nights. One night the draft-dodging Cheech Marin checked out the improv comedy, and thought that he could do that too, and so he got hired by Chong to write sketches for them. Somewhere in all the times they appeared together on stage, playing various characters and doing weird improv humor, they created their comedy act and the two famous characters they later played in movies. Yeah, so they're probably both a lot smarter than those characters, but while doing comedy live in stadiums opening up for bands, people really didn't care, they just thought Cheech and Chong were hilarious. It also took a few years of trying out comedy bits to learn just what audiences in the 1970's found funny, but landing on drug humor was probably a no-brainer. 

Without getting into two many details about the awkward way they started making movies (you can watch the damn doc yourself) really they really only made hit movies for six years, from 1978's "Up in Smoke" to 1984's "The Corsican Brothers", and well, generally they hit big and there was a gradual decline in quality, let's just say. They broke up as a duo in 1985, but in some ways they just never really finalized the divorce, if that makes sense. Cheech made the comedy "Born in East L.A." as a solo act, and then got a lot of movie and TV roles, while Chong made his own movie in 1990, "Far Out Man", and then didn't work much until playing that supporting character on "That 70's Show". 

They almost reunited as voices of hyenas in "The Lion King" in 1994, like Cheech was cast and they were saving one for Chong, but he backed out so they had Whoopi Goldberg take over. It's kind of like how the Beatles kept talking about getting back together but they never really did it, because they were all so busy with their solo albums or making movies or counting their money. Chong also got into a bit of trouble for selling drug paraphernalia over the internet, I think he had a business making glass bongs or something. 

Anyway, they've gotten together again, 40 years after the first break-up, to appear in this documentary where they pretend to drive across the desert, encountering various people who helped or hurt their career (or both) while they take bickering and fighting to a whole new level. Like they don't just fight, they fight over whether they fight, which, umm, is fighting. Or the other one would say they're just disagreeing. They re-hash old arguments from 40 years ago, over who should direct what and who should get credit for this or ownership of that. Honestly I can't tell if they're doing a bit or not, are they really fighting or just pretending to fight for the cameras? They're not really driving, they're being pulled on a trailer, of course, but are they similarly pretending to disagree about, umm, everything? It's like watching two older dads argue over custody of their, umm, comedy routines. 

Post-reunion tour, Chong appeared on "Dancing With the Stars" in 2014 and then on "The Masked Singer" in season one, singing Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" - I told you, everything here at the Movie Year is connected to everything else, we just need to seek out the connections and we will find them. Cheech, meanwhile, made cameos in films like "Tin Cup" and "Christmas with the Kranks" and appeared on TV shows like "Nash Bridges" and "Lost" and then franchise films like "Cars" and "Spy Kids". Then he won some money for charity on "Celebrity Jeopardy!" in 2010, his second time on the show. Hey, it's a great, big beautiful world of entertainment and maybe they just needed to figure out how to divide it up after the divorce. Well, they should know a thing or two about divorces, Chong's on his second wife and Cheech I think is on his third. 

I can't really say the format of this doc makes a whole lot of sense, unless you believe that symbolically we're all just driving through the desert of our lives, without any real solid idea of where we're going. Well, you might as well travel with a partner, at least for a time, and you might as well share some snacks and gummies, unless you've got something harder. At least it's an innovative format I haven't seen before, and at least these guys are still entertaining. I'd certain watch this again over "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", which uses a similar device. 

Directed by David Bushell (producer of "The Minus Man" and "The Banger Sisters")

Also starring Tommy Chong (last heard in "Zootopia 2"), Cheech Marin (last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Lou Adler (last seen in "Echo in the Canyon"), Thomas K. Avildsen, Shelby Chong, Maxine Sneed 

with archive footage of Milton Berle (last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Howard Brown, James Caan (last seen in "What the Hell Happened to Blood, Sweat & Tears?"), Dick Clark (last seen in "Madonna; Goddess of Pop"), Ornette Coleman, Anderson Cooper (last seen in "Paul Anka: His Way"), Ed Sullivan (ditto), Don Cornelius (last seen in "Earth, Wind & Fire"), Walter Cronkite (last seen in "Music by John Williams"), Roger Ebert (also last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Edie McClurg (ditto), Gene Siskel (ditto), Peter Fonda (last seen in "We Blew It"), Berry Gordy (last seen in "Diana Ross: Supreme Situation"), Diana Ross (ditto), Virginia Graham, Merv Griffin (last seen in "Devo"), Paul Reubens (ditto), George Harrison (last seen in "Being Eddie"), Bob Hope (ditto), Michael Jackson (ditto), Dustin Hoffman (last seen in "Adam Sandler: Funny Guy"), Elton John (also last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Jimmy Kimmel (last seen in "Pamela: A Love Story"), Billie Jean King (last seen in "Chris & Martina: The Final Set"), Carole King (last seen in "Luther: Never Too Much"), Timothy Leary (last seen in "How the Beatles Changed the World"), Groucho Marx (last seen in "Barbara Walters: Tell Me Everything"), Jack Nicholson (also last seen in "Devo"), Keith Richards (ditto), Bruce Springsteen (ditto), Billy Preston (last seen in "The Beatles: In the Life"), Geraldo Rivera (last seen in "Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story"), Telly Savalas (last seen in "Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project"), Dinah Shore (last seen in "Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive"), Tom Snyder (last seen in "Lorne"), Bobby Taylor, Toni Tennille (last seen in "Tina"), Aisha Tyler (last seen in "Balls of Fury"), Orson Welles (last seen in "Billie"),

and the voices of Dan Castellaneta (last seen in "Fantastic Four" (2015)), Ginnifer Goodwin (also last heard in "Zootopia 2"), Alex Trebek (last seen in "The Fog" (2005))

RATING: 6 out of 10 comedy singles (aka novelty records)

Bang My Box: The Robin Byrd Story

Year 18, Day 200 - 7/19/26 - Movie #5,380 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #19

BEFORE: We made it through this terrible thunderstorm yesterday, maybe you've seen footage about parts of NYC being underwater, which is true, and NOT A.I.  This just happens a couple times a year now, especially if rain comes down too fast for too long, or nobody makes sure that all the drains in the city are free of debris. We had a little bit of water in our basement, not as much as some other people who got totally flooded. When there's a big storm now, we go into panic mode where she clears the drain outside in the backyard while I stand by in the basement with a mop. Look, I've seen worse - we've got the dehumidifier going today so we should be all right, just over time we're ruining a few bookshelves and possibly creating a bad mold situation. 

Anyway, Sandra Bernhard carries over from "Madonna: Goddess of Pop". I'm still in the section of the Doc Block that was added at the last minute to reach the fifty-film total, it will be a couple more days before I return to the original plan. As for a U.S. state to profile today in the "Get to Know a State" segment, this one's a real head-scratcher, I mean Robin Byrd is a New Yorker, through and through, it's too bad she wasn't born somewhere else and came here. I've already profiled New York, and Sandra Bernhard is, like Madonna, from Michigan, so that's out too. I could just choose Delaware, which is first on the list of states that are NOT lined up with any film, but that feels like punting. There's a part of this film that shows Byrd's battle for free speech, and her foes are Newt Gingrich and Jerry Falwell - Gingrich is from Georgia, which I already covered, but Falwell is from Virginia, so there it is. It's a small, tenuous link but better that then no link at all. So here's the skinny on VIRGINIA: 

Date admitted to the U.S.: June 25, 1788 (the 10th state, which seems high - I mean, sure it's one of the original 13, but you'd think "The Mother of Presidents" would have jumped right on board. 

Nickname: Old Dominion, Mother of Presidents

Prevalent language: Appalachian, if that's a thing. And politics.

State Motto: "Sic semper tyrannis", which means that tyrants always fall, but since this is also what John Wilkes Booth shouted out when he shot Lincoln, it's not really a good look. Jerry Falwell was born in Lynchburg, that name's not really a good look either. 

State Flower: American dogwood
State Bat: Virginia big-eared bat

State Pony: Chincoteague pony

State Snake: Eastern garter snake

State Dog: American foxhound

State Insect: Tiger Swallowtail butterfly 

State Beverage: Milk. Really? Not whiskey or cheerwine? 

Notable Sports Teams: Surprisingly, no major league teams in any sport. I mean, the Washington DC teams are like right there, but nobody's going to claim Virginia? They've got college teams like Virginia tech and VCU, but that's small consolation. Get your head in the game, Virginia. 

Fun Fact: Virginia has the mostest history, like if you go back to Jamestown and Roanoke there's stuff that even pre-dates the Pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock. American Revolution, Civil War, that state was front and center for a lot of it. It might be named after Queen Elizabeth I, the "Virgin Queen", and yeah, I'd like to see the paperwork on that. If you're a fan of "Hamilton" then you know some of the big issues in Virginia becoming a state - slave labor, and the three-fifths compromise, and there's just no way that slavery issue isn't going to come back and bite you in the ass someday. The big ad campaign in the 1990's to promote tourism was "Virginia Is for Lovers", but they don't say lovers of what - as seen in tonight's film, the place was a hotbed of conservatism for a very long time, so the slogan probably should have been "Virginia Is for Lovers, but Only If We Approve of Who You Love and How You Love Them".  The whole state just seems a little too Evangelical, just saying. 

Yes, I've been to Virginia - as a kid there was a family trip there and we went to two theme parks, Busch Gardens and King's Dominion. I don't remember much except for eating German food at the European-themed Busch Gardens. My first wife wanted to drive down there and see the famous ponies in Chincoteague, but the most exciting time to do that is when they make them swim across the river from the island they're raised on, so of course we were there off-season, and they were all just standing around and eating grass. Lately it's just been a drive-through state on the way to North Carolina, so I know where all the best rest stops and Waffle Houses are. So my record is still great, 16 states visited out of 19.

THE PLOT: A cable TV trailblazer and sex-positive advocate who inadvertently became an AIDS-era hero and free speech defender looks back on her groundbreaking career spanning 600 episodes and decades of cultural impact. 

AFTER: It's only been about six weeks since the Tribeca Film Festival, and there was a screening of this film during that event, and I did work the event that day. So this film was a big deal, Robin Byrd was there, producer Sarah Jessica Parker was there, meanwhile on the same day we had Daft Punk appearing and Laurie Anderson and that documentary about Burning Man, so yeah, a lot going on. The Burning Man doc has been turned into an HBO mini-series, so I've labelled it as ineligible for the Doc Block, I wouldn't have been able to link to it anyway. But I'll take pride in the fact that we got the whole theater filled for "Bang My Box", no incidents, everything went smoothly, people were just there to have a good time and celebrate sex-positive programming. And it was Pride Month, so a great tie-in there. 

To understand tonight's film we have to go back to a different time - New York City in the late 1970's. Cable TV was just getting started, and it was important in NYC to get it, because the tall buildings tended to interfere with the signal to TV antennas, so if you lived in certain buildings you couldn't really enjoy TV shows until they put the cable wires underground. Also there was this thing called the sexual revolution happening, and that meant if you were in the mood you might head to Times Square to see a porno movie with other people, or in a booth by yourself if you weren't a people person, but who knows, you might meet someone there who also likes dirty movies or seeing naked people and you might strike up a connection. There were gay bars and straight bars and gay strip clubs and straight strip clubs, you just kind of had to state your preference and that would determine where to go, Show World or Show Palace. Giuliani cleaned up this whole district in the late 1990's so Disney could come in, so it went from being an indie porn cesspool to a large corporate cesspool, but one that was more family-friendly. 

At the same time people who didn't want to go out or didn't feel safe going out wondered why they just couldn't see the nekkid people at home on TV. Eventually there were video rental stores, but before that there was public access cable stations, and then Channel J. Public access meant that anyone who applied could get a 30-minute TV show to talk about wine or music or gay stuff, or anything really, and Channel J was similarly rented out to people who wanted to produce adult-themed shows, and I'm sure there were plenty who started out with ambition, but really only two stuck with it for the long haul, Al Goldstein and Robin Byrd. Robin kind of fell backwards into it, she was hosting "Hot Legs" for a producer named Bobby Hollander, and they would show a 15-minute porno and then take phone calls from the viewing public for another 15. They might discuss the movie, they might talk about something else, they might be completely insane, but hey, that's NYC. When Hollander couldn't make his payments, Robin stepped up to produce her own show, the Robin Byrd Show. 

Hmm, taking a producing job nobody else wanted, becoming the conduit for up-and-coming young stars to be on TV, dealing with all the production issues and working without a script or a net, she was kind of like the Lorne Michaels of porn, right? And she hosted that show for a long time, to the point where she kind of maybe got good at it. But the world is a giant fish-tank and so eventually the tank needs to be cleaned or the fish die off or nobody's doing fish-tank maintenance, so eventually the show had to end, but 600 episodes was a great run, now Robin faces the ongoing problem over what to do with the shelves full of video-tapes in her apartment, like they're all 3/4" tapes, which nobody even uses any more, she's literally a video-tape person in a digital world, and yeah, some of us are still out there. 

This led to appearances in some porno films, most notably "Debbie Does Dallas", because she was hanging around in that world, sleeping with porno stars on the side, and figured, why not just do that but ALSO get paid for it? Makes sense. Keep the day job, make a few films on the side, try to put some money away, but also, don't forget to have a good time along the way. Robin married Shelby Byrd in 1983, but all along he seemed pretty OK with watching his wife enjoy the company of other people, men and women. Some people just don't get jealous, you know? Like if you marry a famous person and they're any kind of stage or screen actor, it's going to happen, you might need to watch them kissing another person or being in bed with another person and if you're not OK with that, there are going to be issues. Some relationships just seem to have evolved past that, or people are able to make some separation between work sex and leisure sex, maybe after a while it just becomes one big muddle, I don't know. 

Robin made deals years ago to have a phone chat line, after her show became popular they still had the free call-in line, but she linked up with companies that gave her a 970 number, one that charged people $4.99 a minute to chat with random girls about sex stuff. Look, I don't even want to know, but if that's a legal way to make money, sure, go for it. People were horny, and nobody had invented the internet yet, and you want people to have an outlet for their pent-up desires, as long as nobody's getting hurt. Thankfully she made some money that way, and at some point she was able to buy a beach house on Fire Island, which is a community off the south shore of Long Island that is extremely gay-friendly, and Robin found her people there. Robin had come out a long time ago, as someone who liked both men and women and also had access to a wide variety of both of them.  

But the time came when she had to do something with the tapes, and that led her to the possibility of archiving her collection. This also makes perfect sense, like why are you still paying the monthly fee for TWO storage spaces when you can have someone set up an archive for you at a college or institution, they will do that in the interest of education and cultural preservation, and you get the knowledge that your life's work will live on beyond your life. Also you'll get some space back in your apartment for the first time in years. For that matter, why does Robin still have the apartment when she's got an entire HOUSE out on Fire Island? Why not just live in the house full-time, even when it's not beach season, and then you're not paying rent any more, basically throwing your money away and making some landlord rich? The apartment might be rent-controlled, sure, but still. I get it, she likes taking walks in Central Park, and being able to go to Katz's Deli or Serendipity's whenever she wants, but once you hit 70, it's just not worth it. I say archive the tapes, clear out the storage spaces, make the move to the beach house and just try to be happy with whatever time is left. 

And take care of Shelly, who, as people at the screening constantly reminded me, has dementia. Relax, I just told him where the men's room is, he'll be fine as long as he remembers the way back to the theater from there. Oh, right, he has dementia. OK, I'll go escort him back, he won't get lost on my watch. Poor guy, he's been married to a celebrity sex activist for 40 years, and they were even in a thrupple for a few years, and now I wonder if he remembers any of that. 

By all means, come for the nekkid people, but stick around for the free speech arguments and lawsuits that were filed to keep New York weird and sex-positive. I sure don't want to live in a world where the government is telling me what I can and can't watch on the internet or cable TV, it's my right as a person to watch porn, whether it's on VHS or DVD or internet or streaming. Really with every technical innovation that's come along, porn has gotten better and better - and now there's AI porn, so really, there are no limits on what you can see. Just keep it to yourself and don't use it to hurt anyone else, OK? 

Directed by Jyllian Gunther & Stephanie Schwam

Also starring Robin Byrd, Shelby Byrd, Joe Bruno, Lou Cass, Ceyenne Doroshow, Kirsten Fleming, Marjorie Heins, Sean McKenna, Bob Morris, Michael Musto, Daylon Orr, Nadine Strossen, 

with archive footage of Tom Brokaw (last seen in "Big Miracle"), David Burrington, Johnny Carson (last seen in "Lorne"), James Chladek, Vladimir Correa, Coca Crystal, Phil Donahue (last seen in "Dear Ms.: A Revolution in Print"), Jerry Falwell (ditto), Samantha Fox, Newt Gingrich (last seen in "Join or Die"), Al Goldstein, James Goodale, Bobby Hollander, Heather Hunter, Ron Jeremy (last seen in "I Am Sam Kinison"), Porsche Lynn, Lou Maletta, Barry Manilow (last seen in "Love to Love You, Donna Summer"), Lili Marlene, Ed Meese, Cheri Oteri (also last seen in "Lorne"), Angie Prindle, Dan Rather (also last seen in "Big Miracle"), Ronald Reagan (last seen in "Being Eddie"), Harry Reems, Joan Rivers (last seen in "Barbara Walters: Tell Me Everything"), Candida Royalle, Ken Sander, Tree Sequoia, Annie Sprinkle (also last seen in "Dear Ms.: A Revolution in Print"), Betsy Superfon

RATING: 5 out of 10 protest signs

Madonna: Goddess of Pop

Year 18, Day 199 - 7/18/26 - Movie #5,379 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #18

BEFORE: Forgive the late posting yesterday, I had to go to WORK for the first time in over a week, both jobs have the summer slowdown thing going on, but you know, I worked a large amount in June and all that money has come in, so I should be OK, and things are going to pick up again next week. Then the Asian Film Festival is the week after that, so I should make some money there before this month ends and the cycle continues. Once I'm mid-way through August I can make some plans for September and beyond, it looks like I'll be going to North Carolina for a week during October, as usual, and then I'm flying down again for a few days at Thanksgiving to look after my Dad while my sister comes up to New York and works the Macy's Parade for the first time in a few years. Yeah I don't think I've ever traveled far during Thanksgiving week before, but I'm using SkyMiles and I picked early morning flights to try and minimize the damage - still, there just SO much that can go wrong. I hate to miss Thanksgiving in NYC with my wife, but this is a one-time request, inconveniencing only me, here's hoping. Anyway I don't THINK I have a Thanksgiving movie lined up, so I'll just finish whatever films fall into November before the trip and then wrap up the year and some Christmas movies when I get back. 

Sean Penn carries over from "Pamela: A Love Story" and I've been saving this state because I know it's where Madonna grew up - today's "Get to Know a State" profile is on MICHIGAN. I don't think I've ever been there, let's get that out of the way, and no immediate plans to go, so my record becomes 15 and 3.

Date admitted to the U.S.: January 26, 1837 (26th state)

Nickname: "The Wolverine State" or "The Great Lakes State". Whichever you prefer, I guess. 

Claim to fame: Detroit, so Motown I guess and all those great soul records. 

Prevalent language: Motown music

State Motto: "Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice" which is Latin for "Sugar pie, honey bunch"

State Flower: Apple blossom
State Fossil: Mastodon

State Fish: Brook Trout

State Duck: Wood duck

State Mammal: White-tailed deer

State Tree: Eastern white pine

State Beverage: Faygo sodas, and a cocktail called the Hummer (white rum, Kahlua and vanilla ice cream, yes please!)

Notable Sports Teams: Lions, Tigers and Red Wings (oh, my!) plus the Pistons in the NBA. That's it, each state should only get ONE team in each sport. 

Fun Fact: A large number of film directors and screenwriters seem to be from Michigan - like sure, I knew about Michael Moore, but now I just learned that Francis Ford Coppola, Jerry Bruckheimer, Roger Corman, Paul Feig, Mike Binder, John Hughes, Lawrence Kasdan, Neil LaBute, McG, Sam Raimi, Paul Schrader were all born there. And for actors there's Tim Allen, Byron Allen, Gillian Anderson, Kristen Bell, Elizabeth Berkley, Selma Blair, Jeff Daniels, Taylor Lautner, James Lipton, Loni Love, Ed McMahon, Gilda Radner, Tom Selleck, Dax Shepard and Lily Tomlin - a lot of Detroit people who made it to Hollywood. I had no idea - but they were all so willing to leave, does that tell us something? It's also the only state that's in two distinct pieces of territory (umm, right?), and the only state that borders four of the five Great Lakes. Also I know that Detroit pizza is rectangular and is baked in metal pans that were certainly never ever used for collecting the oil from cars. 

THE PLOT: This documentary gives you a real insight into the life and the career of one of the greatest figures in popular music. 

AFTER: Well, it seems I'm forced to watch another stock-umentary tonight, this one ran on the Fuse channel in those weeks just before I had to lock down my final chain, and it turned out that when I was trying to make 50 docs this year, I was still four or five short. Anyway, with the linking being the way it was, it was either add those last four I found, all of them, or don't add any at all, those were my choices. SO this year it's quantity over quality, at least at times. Look, I can tell from the choice of the "experts" they interviewed that this was made by the same production company that made "Elton John: Becoming Rocketman" and "ABBA: Super Troupe". These are the people they have on speed-dial. Well, at least they're interviewing somebody, and it's not 100% archive footage, but you know, it could have been, considering how little insight these "experts" bring to the table. One of them talks as if she's personal friends with Madonna, and I don't think anything could be further from the truth. 

We also don't really learn anything about Madonna that we didn't all already know. I don't think anyone watching is thinking, "WHAT? She was married to Sean Penn? How did that come to be?" We all had to live through that difficult time, man, it just wasn't pretty. Nobody could possibly have been shocked to find out Pamela Anderson was married to Tommy Lee, either, it's just things that everyone already knows. And those marriages didn't last, like, oh, what a shocker. You mean an actor and a pop star couldn't live together for more than three or four years without their egos getting in the way, or one of them cheating on the other. Again, nobody is a bit surprised. 

Madonna also took a stab at writing, in addition to acting and directing. Madonna developed a fake English accent after a couple years in London, married to Guy Ritchie. We've all seen this stuff on E.T. or Extra, if we've paid attention. Madonna made a coffee table book called "Sex" that was mostly nekkid pictures of her, posing as if she's making out with Vanilla Ice and/or Naomi Campbell. Well, sure, I knew this too however this might require additional research. You know, for science's sake. They mention boyfriends like Warren Beatty and Jean-Michel Basquiat, and girlfriends like Sandra Bernhard, but obviously they can't give us a complete list, because it's only an hour-long show. This was also made in 2012, so you know, her life list has probably doubled since then, she seems to be on a tear working her way through a line of young men right now. 

There's no real analysis of her songs, either, at least the ABBA doc got a bit into the hows and whys of certain songs, all they can do here is list a few - "Holiday", "Borderline", "Like a Virgin", "Papa Don't Preach" and "Like a Prayer" before they fast-forward up to "Ray of Light", in an attempt to prove that she's still got her finger on the pulse. And then "Give Me All Your Luvin", the single with M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj, the one that was being promoted around the time this doc was made. Oh, yeah, they did mention "Vogue", but where are "True Blue", "Crazy for You", "Into the Groove", "Dress You Up", "Live to Tell", "Open Your Heart" and "This Used to Be my Playground"? Also, she did a Bond theme song, "Die Another Day", isn't that worth a mention? 
I'm not even a Madonna fan, and I can tell they skipped a LOT here. 

You'd also think from this quickie doc that she only made a couple movies, they only talk about "Dick Tracy", "Evita" and "Shanghai Surprise", but she was in other productions - "Desperately Seeking Susan", "Who's That Girl", "A League of Their Own", "Body of Evidence" and "Four Rooms", that's not nothing. Yeah, they also mention "Truth or Dare" which was a doc she had made about herself, that's just a bit self-indulgent, but hey, at least she started talking about her fluid sexuality, that could have been inspirational for a lot of people out there. That and her kissing Britney AND Christina on stage during the MTV Video Music Awards in 2003 - which probably turned on a bunch of the men AND women who were watching. If there's a ripple effect in people coming out, that might have been the pebble dropped in the lake. 

Yeah, I get it, she's a controversial figure, but also one of the richest women in show business and one of the top-selling acts in the history of music, she's been around a long time, some might say too long, but she continues to shock people and make music, but come on, we know all this already. There's still no excuse to make a shoddy doc and not try hard to break new ground - but the goal here was just to fill up 90 minutes of programming, right? 

Directed by Maureen Goldthorpe

Also starring Ian Cohen, Paul Gambaccini (last seen in "ABBA: Super Troupe"), Lyndsey Parker, Ashley Pearson (last seen in "Elton John: Becoming Rocketman"), Jeff Weiss 

with archive footage of Madonna (last seen in "Lorne"), Christina Aguilera (last seen in "Killing John Lennon"), Antonio Banderas (last seen in "Paddington in Peru"), Jean-Michel Basquiat, Warren Beatty (last seen in "God Is the Bigger Elvis"), Sandra Bernhard (last seen in "Marty Supreme"), Naomi Campbell (last seen in "The Night We Never Met"), Christopher Ciccone, Dick Clark (last seen in "Devo"), Iggy Pop (ditto), David Fincher, Dan Gilroy, Big Daddy Kane, Carlos Leon, Lourdes Leon, M.I.A., Nicki Minaj (last heard in "The Angry Birds Movie 2"), Guy Ritchie, Britney Spears (last seen in "Child Star"), Justin Timberlake (ditto), Vanilla Ice (last seen in "Stan Lee"), Andy Warhol (also last seen in "Devo"), The Ramones (ditto), The Sex Pistols (ditto), The Temptations. 

RATING: 3 out of 10 Golden Raspberry Award Nominations

Pamela: A Love Story

Year 18, Day 198 - 7/17/26 - Movie #5,378 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #17

BEFORE: The connection might not be evident here, but Pamela Anderson and Lorne Michaels are both immigrants from Canada, America's non-annoying upstairs neighbor. This makes things tougher when I'm trying to match the doc subjects to U.S. states, but so far I'm managing. There's always a work-around, hopefully, or else I'll have to start assigning states randomly. Conan O'Brien carries over from "Lorne". 

We've got another birthday SHOUT-out today, because it happens to be the birthday of David Hasselhoff, who co-starred in "Baywatch" with Pamela Anderson. Hasselhoff was born on 7/17/52, so he somehow is turning 74 today. And together they suggest the topic for my next "Get to Know a State" segment, which is CALIFORNIA

Date admitted to the U.S.: September 9, 1850 (the 31st state)

Nickname: The Golden State

Claim to fame: Come on, really all of pop culture radiates out of there, Hollywood films and TV shows, though it no longer has a monopoly on that, still the bulk of American movies and TV shows are made there. Plus San Diego Comic-Con is still a thing, too.

Prevalent language: Californian, as seen on "SNL". And Spanish.

State Motto: "Eureka", meaning "I have found it!" Well, it's kind of hard to miss. 

State Flower: California poppy. Should be marijuana.
State Fruit: Avocado. That tracks.

State Fish: Golden Trout

State Bird: California quail

State Mammal: Grizzly bear (it's also on the flag.)

State Tree: Giant sequoia

State Beverage: Not sure, but a nice crisp summer lager like a Pacifico or a Corona would be fine right about not. 

Notable Sports Teams: Umm, all of them? I'm sure they have every sport covered, I know there's Rams, Chargers and 49ers in the NFL, the Lakers and Golden State Warriors in the NBA and Angels, Dodgers, Athletics. Giants and Padres in the MLB. FIVE baseball teams, isn't that a bit much?

But what about the college team with my favorite mascot of all time, the University of California, Santa Cruz Banana Slugs? Look, I don't know if they're great at football, or even if they play football, but their mascot selection game is 100% on POINT. I think if you watch "Pulp Fiction" you can see either John Travolta or Samuel L. Jackson wearing a UC Santa Cruz t-shirt near the end, after they wash off the blood from being in the car. That's a dope shirt. 

Fun Fact: California was once part of Mexico, but in 1846 groups of settlers tried to go rogue and form their own country, the Californian Republic. The U.S. Navy had to invade California and put a stop to that, and once the U.S. had military control of it, it seems like Mexico didn't want it any more and made a treaty in January 1947 to hand it over. And then gold got discovered at Sutter's Mill just one year later? The timing is REALLY suspicious on this.  But then we found out about all the earthquakes in California, but it was too late, Mexico already said "No takebacks".

Yes, I've been to California, but not Los Angeles. I spent years working booths at the San Diego Comic Con, let's say 2003 to 2017, or so. It was profitable for a long time, and then it wasn't. But if you figure I was there 5 or 6 days on each trip, then I've lived in California for three months, total, over the years. One year, 2012, I took a trip up to San Francisco after the convention, I had a connection at Lucasfilm who invited me to tour Skywalker Ranch "anytime", except when I did come up, George Lucas was about to make the formal announcement that he was retiring and selling "Star Wars" to DisneyCorp, so the whole place was on lockdown and I could not visit. C'est la vie, but I went and had a great day all over the city of San Francisco.

So now I've profiled 17 states and I've visited 15 of them. Still not a bad record. 

THE PLOT: Follows the life and career of pop culture icon Pam Anderson, including personal journals and archival footage. 

AFTER: You know, I did watch a couple movies with Pam Anderson in them back in January, I don't know why I didn't panic and watch this one then, too, like I did for "The Saint of Second Chances". I guess I had faith that I'd be able to circle back to this one during the Doc Block. Well this one has more star power to it, and a number of talk show hosts are seen interviewing her, so as I've found, with more talk show hosts, more linking opportunities are possible. 

I also saw her live, in person, outside the premiere of "The Naked Gun" just about a year ago, July 28, 2025, which took place at the theater where I work. Of course, I was much more impressed by the presence of Liam Neeson, because any opportunity to add another "Star Wars" actor to my life list, I'm going to take that. Even "Weird Al" Yankovic was there, but of course I've met him before, and I was not allowed to talk to the stars at this event, but I did e-mail Al some pictures later. Yes, I know his (manager's) e-mail address. The rumor at the time was that Ms. Anderson and Mr. Neeson were dating, but I have not heard this again since, so who knows? 

This film goes back to Anderson's teen years, when she was asked to model for a Canadian beer company and that led to a meeting with Playboy and a chance to come to Los Angeles and pose for naked photos, and then more naked photos, then some naked videos, and that led to a movie where she was frequently naked or in a bubble bath, and well, her career just took off from there. But she never uses the word "exploited", which suggests that she doesn't think that she was - honey, you must not have been paying attention. We've seen that record companies are like a meat grinder with young clueless bands, and that "SNL" is like a processing factory for up-and-coming comedians, but nothing can match the exploitative power of the modeling and nudie mag industry, which requires constant fueling from the young, beautiful girls who find their way to Hollywood and then are unable to leave. 

I'm not going to say Pam Anderson seems out of touch here, but it's like she's unable somehow to process how she got from Point A to Point B, like she's in a fog or she can't believe her luck that she got hired to be Playmate of the Month or got to star in a movie like "Barb Wire". Honestly, though, since she can't even tell us what that movie was ABOUT, yeah, I'm going to say she seems a little out of touch with reality. Like, how do you star in a movie and not be able to know what happens in the movie, you were THERE! When she's talking about being on "Baywatch", she refers to the skill she had for running in slow-motion, I can't even tell if she's joking because obviously she just ran at regular speed and they shot with a high-speed camera, which slows down the action. So she's either riffing on a joke that she doesn't get or she really thinks she ran down beaches super slowly. Umm, how does THAT save the lives of drowning people? 

She's also been married four times, once to rocker Tommy Lee, which everyone knows about, and once to Kid Rock, which everyone has forgotten about. There was a professional poker player after that and when this doc was made she was married to her bodyguard, but then it seems they grew apart after quarantining together during the pandemic. Well, that can happen. But I saw something on Instagram the other day about what people say when their friends get married for the second time, they say things like, "Everyone's allowed a mistake. Maybe keep it a little smaller this time though. And when a friend gets married for the fourth time, people say, "Maybe just hit the courthouse and send out an e-mail, you can't keep putting people through this emotionally and financially." And when a friend gets married for the fourth time, they say, "Respectfully...maybe marriage is not your thing." If a friend should get married for the fifth time, though, it's OK to say, "Honestly, now it's kind of inspiring. You've shown a level of optimism the rest of us can only dream of."

So Pamela Anderson is kind of displaying an optimism that most of us can only dream of, after so many marriages most people would be down on all relationships because it would seem that none of them, NONE OF THEM, work out. Well, over time, that would be true, none of them last forever, for one reason or another. Hey, it's not about how many times life knocks you down, it's about how many times you get up again. She has two sons with Tommy Lee, and they've been co-parenting them together for years, so why not just get back together? Certainly there must be a reason that's not stated outright here, or she just has bad memories of some kind of abuse. But this is another constant factor in her life, because she talks about being molested by a (female) babysitter when she was young, and then of course Playboy Inc. totally exploited her (even if she doesn't realize it) so you know, maybe moving back to Vancouver to be near her parents was the right move. (Her parents got remarried at some point, history of course doesn't repeat itself but it sometimes rhymes...)

Of course, she didn't stay in Vancouver, she took an opportunity to come to Broadway and rehearse to take over the Roxie role in "Chicago" for eight months, and she got pretty good reviews for that. We can assume that somehow led to the "Naked Gun" movie, but that must have happened after the documentary wrapped. So she's back on the scene, but we're just not sure for how long. I think maybe the healthiest thing to do would be to stop watching old tapes from past relationships, considering the history around her and Tommy and videotapes. But what do I know, I'm going through all my old photos and re-posting them on Instagram for Throwback Thursday and Flashback Friday...

Directed by Ryan White (director of "Good Night Oppy")

Also starring Pamela Anderson, Brandon Thomas Lee, Dylan Lee, Rob Bowman, Gregory Butler, Jeff Gorti, Dan Hayhurst

with archive footage of Julian Assange (last seen in "Get Me Roger Stone"), Scott Baio (last seen in "The Kid Stays in the Picture"), Joy Behar (last seen in "Barbara Walters: Tell Me Everything"), Michael Berk, Yasmine Bleeth, Dean Cain (last seen in "Out of Time"), David Charvet, Katie Couric (last seen in "Martha"), David Chokachi, Tony Curtis (last seen in "Being Eddie"), Fran Drescher (last seen in "Marty Supreme"), Kathie Lee Gifford (last seen in "Child Star"), Bob Guccione, David Hasselhoff (last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Hugh Hefner, David Hogan, Jimmy Kimmel (last seen in "Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story"), Larry King (last seen in "Big Miracle"), Matt Lauer (also carrying over from "Lorne"), Dennis Miller (ditto), Tommy Lee (last seen in "I Am Sam Kinison"), Jay Leno (also last seen in "Being Eddie"), David Letterman (ditto), Robin Quivers (ditto), Howard Stern (ditto), Ed Masry, Bret Michaels, Piers Morgan (last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Nick Offerman (last seen in "Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning"), Alexandra Paul, Sean Penn (last seen in "One Battle After Another"), Regis Philbin (last seen in "Valerie"), Kid Rock, Seth Rogen (last seen in "Flipside"), Rick Salomon, Kelly Slater, Sylvester Stallone (also last seen in "Barbara Walters: Tell Me Everything"), Jon Stewart (last seen in "Rather"), Mario Van Peebles (last seen in "Heartbreak Ridge"), Seth Warshafsky, Vivienne Westwood

RATING: 5 out of 10 inappropriate questions from talk-show hosts

Lorne

Year 18, Day 197 - 7/16/26 - Movie #5,377 - SQC DOC BLOCK FILM #16

BEFORE: I figured I might as well lean into the whole SNL thing this year once I saw how many docs there were, today's film is the latest one, which of course is on Peacock. So I programmed it knowing it had to fit in somewhere, and tried to ignore the fact that I would have to watch it on Peacock, which is very inconvenient. Nevertheless, it seems SNL has taken over, I've not got Bill Murray on top of the leaderboard and Dan Aykroyd is right behind him, I also usually track how many ex-SNL cast members are in each movie, and this one is a lock to win the category this year. Kenan Thompson and carries over from "Being Eddie" and presumably a lot of other people do, too. 

It's also Will Ferrell's birthday! I figured with a cast of hundreds here, thanks to archive footage, this was bound to land on somebody's birthday - so a SHOUT-out to Will Ferrell, born 7/16/67, the exact same day as my sister. So, OK, a birthday SHOUT-out to her, too.

I was going to profile South Carolina today, because Lorne Michaels is from Canada, but Chris Rock carries over, too and he is from there - but then I learned that Lorne Michaels has a home on a farm in Maine, as he should, it's a great place to get away from NYC when you need to get away from NYC. So that sure makes the choice easier, I really didn't know how I was going to tie into Maine, which is another state that I have been to - so now I've been to 14 out of 16. 

Date admitted to the U.S.: March 15, 1820 (23rd state)

Nickname: The Pine Tree State, well you work with what you have, I guess.

Claim to fame: All those Stephen King stories really happened there, all of them, so I'd stay clear of the whole state if I were you. 

Prevalent language: Aah-yup

State Motto: "Dirigo", which is Latin for "I lead" or "I direct". Sure, if that makes you feel better about yourself. 

State Flower: White pine cone and tassel - I don't think that's a flower.
State Fruit: Wild blueberry. That tracks.

State Fish: Landlocked Atlantic salmon. Not sure that's a thing either. 

State Crustacean: Gotta be "Lob-stah"

State Bird: Black-capped chickadee

State Mammal: Moose. I saw a giant one made out of chocolate there once. 

State Tree: White pine, as stated. 

State Beverage: Moxie, and I am not making that up.

Notable Sports Teams: Absolutely zero.

Fun Fact: Maine used to be part of Massachusetts, which probably was really funky on the map. OK, Here's where Massachusetts ends, and then there's Vermont, there's New Hampshire, and WTF? Massachusetts AGAIN? How the heck did that even work? Back in the day it's believed that Vikings landed there, then the French, who called it Acadia, but the area also included bits of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. At some point the Acadians got kicked out and moved down to Louisiana and their identity name morphed from Acadians to Cajuns. They no longer had access to lobsters but they learned to eat crawfish, the things you learn on the Food Network, am I right? 

I went there several times as a kid, my parents had friends in Augusta, and then as a teenager we sometimes went to the beach in Kennebunkport. As an adult I've been back twice, once to Bar Harbor and once to Boothbay Harbor, that's when I saw that giant chocolate moose, one of the best visual puns ever. It might still be there, who knows? 

THE PLOT: Lorne Michaels, creator of "Saturday Night Live", offers unprecedented access to his life and process, as the man who built and sustained the institution for nearly five decades. 

AFTER: There could be somebody out there who was working on a documentary about Lorne Greene, iconic TV star of the old shows "Bonanza" and the original "Battlestar: Galactica", and that person is very upset that this documentary was finished first and took the one-word title. 

But I think this film should be required viewing for anyone in film school (which I think usually places too much emphasis on directing, like there ARE other jobs in filmmaking) or really, anyone who wonders, "What does a producer DO?". Well, a good one does a little bit of everything, they watch the budget, they hire the talent, they sometimes need to corral the talent, they handle the paperwork, they make sure everything is getting done on time, and done legally, and on top of that, they need to be friendly and communicative and smart and able to motivate everyone else to, you know, do their jobs. Lorne Michaels is a very talented, very experienced mega-producer, he's like the top of the pyramid, top of the food chain, he can hire and fire and no longer needs to take instructions from the network, because he's been running "SNL" for so long that he's seen dozens, maybe hundreds of network executives come and go, and he's STILL THERE. NBC decided at some point to leave him alone, for the most part, because it's the best way to get the show done on a weekly basis. 

Four former SNL stars get together and do the math, just based on his 45 seasons running the show, how many episodes per season, and then how many sketches get pitched during the weekly writing sessions, and it's a staggering number. This guy has approved thousands of skits and then turned down probably five or ten times THAT number, and then clear the board, we've got to do another show NEXT week, so let's hear some new pitches. It's incredible, I worked for an animation studio for 31 years, and by the end of that period I was looking for a way off that crazy merry-go-round. If you told me I still had to do 14 or 15 more years I think I would have jumped on the subway tracks. Especially all the fund-raising to keep the studio out of debt so I could continue to get paid - working on SNL which gets income from commercials seems like a dream by comparison. But they're also a much larger machine, and it's kind of the same thing we've seen in docs about rock bands, just for TV comedy. Pitch the sketches, pick the sketches, meet the celebrity host, get the costumes ready, build the sets for this week, have a dress rehearsal, have a meeting, fix the show, do the show, have maybe one day off, and then start the whole process again. It's no wonder they take the summer off, but then all those comedy stars probably book movies in the summer, or tour comedy clubs, so really, there's no vacation except for a couple weeks at Christmas and a skip week here and there during the season. You might start to see why the first SNL cast was doing so much blow, it was for the energy boost.

(There's a point in this doc where Lorne Michaels notices during dress rehearsal that host Ryan Gosling has a sore throat, so they frantically try to get a doctor to check him out. Lorne notes that in the old days, they had a doctor on set, but that was probably just for Belushi. You can't be too careful.)

Does a producer also take his cast and host out on Tuesday nights for a nice Italian dinner? Yes, that is something else that a good producer would do. Does a producer also have a very nice second home on a lake in Maine, with a blueberry patch and a barn with goats? Yes, that is something else that a good producer has, but he no doubt earned that. Does a producer have a guy that services his office fish tank, keeping it stocked and clean and making sure the fish are fed? I think you can guess the answer. 

The point of the documentary is to get to KNOW the subject, and at the start of production Lorne Michaels was very skeptical - this is a man who has tried very hard over the years to remain anonymous and unknown, which is difficult if he's sometimes on TV or in the news, or in charge of a cast of 12 rising stars and a staff of hundreds. So he can't be unknown, but neither can he be fully known, it's a paradox. I think we learn here what we need to learn, like where did he come from, what does he do for a living, and where does he go to be by himself, and as for the rest, well thankfully there are enough comedians with stories and anecdotes so we can fill in all the gaps. There are two characters in film and TV that are allegedly based on him - one is Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock", played by Alec Baldwin, he's a network executive in charge of a struggling comedy show, so I think we can all see the connection there. The other one is Dr. Evil from the "Austin Powers" movies, Mike Myers based that character's accent and attitude on his longtime SNL producer, Lorne Michaels, and sure, I can see it. A good producer might need to be 50% Jack Donaghy and 50% Dr. Evil, at least in terms of someone who wields great power, is not afraid to use it,  and convinced that doing so will eventually allow him to take over the world, or at least retire comfortably. 

Lorne is 82, by the way - and while I'm identifying people with "Artist Brain" we have to at least consider him for the list. People with severe Artist Brain tend to not retire, because they're convinced that absolutely nobody else could do the job they have, at least not as well as they can do it. In Lorne's case, he might be 100% right, but also, at some point you need to access your physical and mental abilities and think about training a successor. If you enjoy being on the farm in Maine, there are worse endings than going up there and just not coming back. But Lorne is also a New Yorker (born in Canada, but come on, he's a New Yorker now) and it can be very tough to get people who have lived in NYC for so long to leave. He goes to the same Italian restaurant every Tuesday night, for chrissakes, and that maitre d' would take a BULLET for him. So what if he only eats three dishes there? I suspect that once this documentary is seen by a lot of people, that restaurant is going to have to close to the public on Tuesday nights and ONLY serve the SNL cast and crew, if they don't already. Maybe there's a private room in back. 

Producers also host meetings - but not too early, especially if they work on a late-night show. Lorne Michaels seems to start his day around 4:30 pm, and I have to respect that. Hey, don't mess with the process if it works. He's also got to play boss, adviser and father figure to a motley, constantly changing crew of needy and messed-up comedians, so again, mad props. I remember the old slogan from Frank Perdue, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." and I think that's somehow applicable here. It takes an extremely calm man to be in charge of the asylum, or maybe he's the craziest one of them all in the end. If only he could somehow become known... oh, yeah, right, that's why we're here. 

Quite accidentally, the documentary filmmaker speaking with Lorne while on his Maine farm stumbles upon something quite beauitful - there's a garden of daffodils in it, and it's a wonderful metaphor, Lorne is the gardener who planted the daffodils (or he hired someone to do it, more than likely) and he's tended them over time, they come back every year, and he gets to watch them grow over time. He's hired all the comedians and planted them like seeds in the cast, then he gets to watch them grow if he keeps them protected. It's fine, but I think I like his office fish tank as a better analogy - you choose the fish, you put them in the tank with the other fish, hopefully they don't fight each other too much. You want to feed and nurture them (and their egos) but not too much. And if a fish dies or goes missing, well you just have to restock the tank then, don't you? Sure you want those fish to have a great life, while they're in your tank - but you also have to hope they don't get bored just swimming around the same tank, week after week. Yeah, that sounds a little closer to reality.

Directed by Morgan Neville (director of "The Saint of Second Chances" and "Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain")

Also starring Lorne Michaels, Michael Che, Mikey Day, Steve Martin, Laraine Newman, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler (all 7 carrying over from "Being Eddie"), John Alexander, Fred Armisen (last seen in "Spin Me Round"), Ego Nwodim (ditto), Alec Baldwin (last seen in "Framing John DeLorean"), Candice Bergen (last seen in "Sweet Home Alabama"), Dana Carvey (last seen in "Adam Sandler: Funny Guy"), Conan O'Brien (ditto), Timothee Chalamet (last seen in "Marty Supreme"), Chevy Chase (last seen in "Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story"), Andrew Dismukes, James Downey, Erin Doyle, Ayo Edibiri (last seen in "Omni Loop"), Jimmy Fallon (last seen in "Rather"), Tina Fey (last seen in "Mean Girls" (2024)), Chloe Fineman (last seen in "Freakier Friday"), Al Franken (last seen in "Love, Gilda"), Heidi Gardner (last heard in "Leo"), David Geffen (last seen in "LennoNYC"), Shane Gillis, Jake Gyllenhaal (last seen in "Ambulance"), Bill Hader (last seen in "Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary"), Marcello Hernandez (last seen in "Happy Gilmore 2"), Steve Higgins, James Austin Johnson (last seen in "A Complete Unknown"), Colin Jost (last heard in "The Bad Guys 2"), Erik Kenward, Ed Kostner, Larry Liberstein, Michael Longfellow, Caroline Maroney, Bruce McCulloch (last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Mark McKinney (ditto), Martin Short (ditto), Kate McKinnon (last heard in "A Minecraft Movie"), Seth Meyers (last seen in "Martha"), James Andrew Miller, Susan Morrison, John Mulaney (last heard in "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish"), Mike Myers (last seen in "Earth, Wind & Fire"), Chris Parnell (last seen in "Ira & Abby"), Paula Pell (last heard in "Inside Out 2"), Maya Rudolph (last seen in "Will & Harper"), Andy Samberg (last seen in "Lee"), Tom Schiller, Streeter Seidell, Sarah Sherman (last heard in "Nimona"), Howard Shore, Rosie Shuster, Paul Simon (last seen in "Roberta"), Emma Stone (last seen in "Eddington"), Lily Tomlin (last seen in Dear Ms.: A Revolution in Print"), Betzy Torres, Devon Walker, Kristen Wiig (last seen in "Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story"), Bowen Yang (last seen in "Wicked: For Good"), Akira Yoshimura, Alan Zweibel,

with archive footage of Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, George Carlin, Johnny Carson, Dave Chappelle, Jane Curtin, Andy Kaufman, Paul McCartney, Tracy Morgan, Garrett Morris, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, David Spade, (all 13 carrying over from "Being Eddie"), Laurie Anderson, Matthew Broderick (last seen in "Brats"), Aidy Bryant (last seen in "I Feel Pretty"), Ruth Buzzi, John Candy (last seen in "Draft Day"), Andrew Dice Clay (also last seen in "Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution"), Madonna (ditto), Ellen Cleghorne (last seen in "Adam Sandler: Funny Guy"), Chris Farley (ditto), Phil Hartman (ditto), Chris Kattan (ditto), Jon Lovitz (ditto), Dennis Miller (ditto), Kevin Nealon (ditto), Rob Schneider (ditto), Julia Sweeney (ditto), Joan Cusack (last seen in "Pee-Wee as Himself"), Anthony Michael Hall (ditto), Jan Hooks (ditto), Victoria Jackson (ditto), Denny Dillon (last seen in "Paint"), Robert Downey Jr. (last seen in "The Fantastic Four: First Steps"), Rachel Dratch (also last seen in "Will & Harper"), Will Forte (ditto), Darrell Hammond (ditto), Nora Dunn (last seen in "Chris & Martina: The Final Set"), Chris Elliott (last seen in "Sandy Wexler"), Will Ferrell (last seen in "You're Cordially Invited"), Dave Foley (last seen in "Second Act"), Jeff Goldblum (also last seen in "Wicked: For Good"), Ryan Gosling (last seen in "Child Star"), Elliott Gould (also last seen in "Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story"), Tom Green (last seen in "Superstar"), Buck Henry (last seen in "Becoming Mike Nichols"), Martin Herlihy (last seen in "Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain"), John Higgins (ditto), Ben Marshall (ditto), Paris Hilton (last seen in "The Bling Ring"), Arte Johnson (last seen in "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"), Punkie Johnson (last seen in "Bottoms"), Leslie Jones (last seen in "A Guy Thing"), Jane Krakowski (last heard in "The Willoughbys"), Matt Lauer (last seen in "Paul Anka: His Way"), Rob Lowe (last seen in "Monster Trucks"), Norm MacDonald (last seen in "Jack and Jill"), Billy Martin (last seen in "Yogi Berra: It Ain't Over"), Penny Marshall (last seen in "Albert Brooks: Defending My Life"), Dick Martin, Tim Meadows (last seen in "Dream Scenario"), Jay Mohr (last seen in "I Am Chris Farley"), Elon Musk (last seen in "Men in Black: International"), Bob Newhart (last seen in "Bathtubs Over Broadway"), Sinead O'Connor (last seen in "Nothing Compares"), Michael O'Donoghue, Catherine O'Hara (last heard in "The Wild Robot"), Cheri Oteri (last seen in "Barbara Walters: Tell Me Everything"), Don Ohlmeyer, Don Pardo, Anthony Perkins, Amy Poehler (last seen in "Dear Mr. Watterson"), Hart Pomerantz, Randy Quaid (last seen in "An Accidental Studio"), Rob Reiner (also last seen in Dear Ms.: A Revolution in Print"), Tim Robbins (last seen in "Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story"), Dan Rowan, Molly Shannon (also last seen in "Spin Me Round"), Charlie Sheen (last seen in "I Am Sam Kinison"), Tom Snyder (last seen in "Beatles '64"), Jason Sudeikis (last seen in "The Book of Love"), Patrick Swayze (last seen in "Brats"), Terry Sweeney, Lee Tergesen, John Tesh, Dave Thomas, Donald Trump (last seen in "Mile 22"), Danitra Vance, George Wendt, Frank Zappa

RATING: 6 out of 10 sketches about the Five-Timers Club