Friday, December 3, 2021
Lucky Number Slevin
Thursday, December 2, 2021
Locked Down
Anyway, that animated short is all about what a young Latina woman working in NY goes through during the early days of the pandemic, when everybody was on edge and unsure what to do, how to protect themselves, how to start working from home and avoid other people, and mourn the loss of a loved one, and what all that does to her mental state. We had a week-long qualifying screening in San Francisco in October, and then I filled out all of the Oscars paperwork (and there's quite a bit) so now we're hoping the film makes the "short list" of 15 films, and the short films branch votes on this in about a week. Now I'm dealing with getting an ad approved that we're going to e-mail out to the branch voters. We can't do this ourselves, we have to hire one of three approved companies to do this. So the fun continues...
YES, it is a major, major coincidence that Linda needs to have valuable merchandise removed from Harrod's, and that her former romantic partner and still current roommate would be assigned as her van driver under another name. But that's what sparks the plot here, Linda realizes that the diamond on loan to them needs to be shipped to storage, that its new owner is a horrible horrible dictator, and that there's also a replica diamond in the display that could easily be switched out for the real one, without anyone realizing it for months. There are several NITPICK POINTS here for sure, such as if they had a replica diamond to put on display, why did the real one need to be in the store at all? It could have stayed in a vault somewhere and the Harrod's customers would never have known the difference.
Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Operation Finale
1 watched on Amazon Prime: The Goldfinch
2 watched on Hulu: My Friend Dahmer, Ingrid Goes West
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
In Secret
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Ingrid Goes West
Year 13, Day 332 - 11/28/21 - Movie #3,985
BEFORE: I'm back from Thanksgiving, after a 7-hour drive that's really only supposed to be about 4 hours long. I think the problem was that we left on Saturday so we'd beat the Sunday holiday return traffic, and probably a lot of other people had that same idea. It's kind of like how "everybody" travels to Thanksgiving on Wednesday, but then many people travel on Tuesday to avoid the Wednesday traffic, so Tuesday gets crowded too. Then some people try to beat the Tuesday traffic by traveling on Monday, and at that point you might as well take the whole week off, just to make your traveling easier.
We drove up to Massachusetts on Tuesday, stopped at the casino in Connecticut for lunch, and then settled in at my parents' house - they moved to an assisted living facility a couple months ago, which started really enforcing the strict visitation rules for the holidays. We're not out of this pandemic yet, of course. My father called me when we were 90% of the way there, and told us not to come because he didn't think we'd be able to visit and share a meal with them. I had no connections with the staff of the facility, so I texted my sister and she investigated - the rules stated that if we visited my parents, we had to keep our masks on, and we could NOT share a meal with them. We could, however, drop off a meal for them, but in that case, we could not visit with them for any length of time, to prevent us sharing the meal and thus engaging in an activity which would require removing our masks.
SO, we worked around the rules - on Wednesday, after picking up the holiday meal package at the local grocery, and adding some extras like butter, milk and a cake, we went to visit my parents without bringing food. Then on Thursday, we brought them two turkey dinner plates, plus a plate of apple pie and cake, but we didn't stay to eat with them, we went back to the house and called them on Zoom. Friday, we visited them again without food and brought them their printer from the house and connected it to their laptop. This way we got to do everything we wanted with them and delivered Thanksgiving dinner without violating any of the visitation rules. That's the best we could hope for this holiday - better than last year but still not back to normal.
Billy Magnussen AND Meredith Hagner carry over from "The Oath".
THE PLOT: An unhinged social media stalker moves to L.A. and ingratiates herself into the life of an Instagram star.
AFTER: This film sort of fits in with this month's collection of sociopaths and miscellaneous weirdos - right in line with characters seen in "The Goldfinch", "The Killing of a Sacred Deer", "Birth", "Horse Girl", and of course "My Friend Dahmer". There's also a connection to yesterday's film, which touched on the effects of social media with regards to news and political opinions - today's film demonstrates the possible results when someone is too deep into Instagram or Facebook, to the point where they're only satisfied when they get the "proper" number of likes or replies or retweets or whatever, and they become depressed and withdrawn when they don't.
I'm prepared to say this is POSSIBLE, because we've accidentally created this society that has become driven by the social media, instead of the other way around. We're supposed to be the humans in charge, running our accounts, but in some ways, aren't they maybe running US? I'm guilty of this myself to some degree, I'm happy when my blog posts get a few dozen hits, and when they only get a few, I wonder what went wrong. But then if I should happen to get a couple HUNDRED hits, I also wonder what went wrong - did my BFF with many more followers than me re-tweet my tweet? If not, that probably means that some Slovakian web-site is re-posting my content, I couldn't possibly earn 300 hits on my own merits!
When we first see Ingrid, we catch the tail-end of her relationship with somebody named Charlotte, and it ends badly, with Ingrid crashing her wedding and spraying the bride with mace. What possibly could have led to this? Ah, it's an online relationship gone horribly wrong, and then Ingrid spends time in a recovery facility, learning about boundaries and perhaps better ways to react when somebody online leaves a nasty comment on one of her posts. But soon after being granted her release, Ingrid realizes that everybody in her small Pennsylvania town knows about the incident and her incarceration and her time spent in the mental ward, so she decides to take the money she inherited from her mother's will and start fresh somewhere else.
But, where to go, with a wide world out there and a bag full of cash? Unfortunately, Ingrid's new direction looks a lot like the old one, she sees a magazine article about a new Instagram "influencer" named Taylor Sloane, who lives in Venice Beach, California and appears to lead an idyllic life with her husband, cute dog and a whole bunch of trendy fashionable clothing while frequenting a bunch of farm-to-table cafes that serve avocado toast. Ingrid makes her way across the country, rents an apartment in Venice and starts frequenting the same cafés and hair salons as Taylor, hoping to run into her, but always one step behind, obviously.
Eventually she does encounter Taylor, only she's too nervous to approach directly - she's already built up Taylor in her mind as an ideal human, and she needs an ice-breaker. So, naturally she follows Taylor home, kidnaps her dog and waits for a reward notice to be posted. This is not a recommended way to find one's new best friend, of course - but Taylor and her artist husband, Ezra, are very grateful to have their dog returned and invite Ingrid to stay for dinner. Before long Ingrid and Taylor are hanging out frequently, and then petty jealousy rears its ugly head when Taylor prefers the company of Ezra, or her visiting brother, or another rival potential female friend.
Of course, Ingrid could just roll with the punches, let the friendship develop naturally, understand this process takes time - but of course she can't do that, it's all about getting more photos and hashtags NOW to make more posts and get more likes and really, it's a vicious cycle that represents a form of addiction. Ingrid may not even realize WHY she's resorting to more desperate behavior, or mistreating one friend to get closer to another, or breaking promises to her landlord, then manipulating him to become her boyfriend, just to maintain the back-story that she's told to Taylor. What's that old quote about the vicious web that we weave, once we've started to deceive? Yeah, that.
Ingrid butts heads with Taylor's brother, Nicky, who's a recovering addict and a manipulator himself (it takes one to know one) and that's the start of Ingrid's undoing, to maintain the relationship with Taylor she's got to get Nicky out of the way, she'd probably even kill him if she could get away with it. One problem here, though, is that even when she's exposed and the friendship she so desired is damaged, she never really pays the price for her stalker activity, she's ultimately rewarded in a way, and narratively speaking, that may be a problem. How will she ever learn where the social media limits are - how will any of us ever learn what they are, if there are no consequences for improper behavior?
Also starring Aubrey Plaza (last seen in "Playing It Cool"), Elizabeth Olsen (last seen in "Liberal Arts"), O'Shea Jackson Jr. (last seen in "Straight Outta Compton"), Wyatt Russell (last seen in "The Woman in the Window"), Pom Klementieff (last seen in "The Suicide Squad"), Hannah Utt, Joseph Breen, Angelica Amor, Charlie Wright, Dennis Atlas, Luis Deveze, Jason Weingarten.
RATING: 5 out of 10 emojis
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
The Oath
Year 13, Day 328 - 11/24/21 - Movie #3,984
BEFORE: I could not have timed this better - but hey, this is what I do. I've arrived at my Thanksgiving film right on schedule, just as I've arrived at my parents' house in Massachusetts to get some kind of holiday dinner ready for them. They've made the move over to assisted living, at least for the winter, and they'll make some kind of decision in the spring about whether to move back to the house or to somewhere else, based mostly on my mother's health and/or mental condition. I've got a cousin who sleeps at their house a few days a week, when he's working in the area and not taking care of his kids, so he's sort of a caretaker for the house, this way we don't have to fully shut it down yet.
I could cook the usual big holiday dinner myself, with a big frozen turkey and making the sides from scratch, but that's SO much work - instead, I opted for a pre-cooked turkey breast dinner package from the local grocery store, with all the sides like potatoes and stuffing and green bean casserole, all just have heat-and-eat instructions. My wife and I picked that up today along with some cheese & crackers and an extra dessert, and all I have to do tomorrow is put some dinner plates together for my parents, and we'll deliver that to them around 5 pm, they're having Thanksgiving lunch provided by their facility. It should all go pretty smoothly, and then we get to eat a holiday meal ourselves after that - the facility has rules in place right now that forbid us from eating the meal WITH them, but we can join them on Zoom and eat the meal together, sort of.
Jay Duplass carries over from "Manson Family Vacation".
THE PLOT: In a politically divided America, a man struggles to make it through the Thanksgiving holiday without destroying his family.
AFTER: I think years from now, people will be able to view this movie and be very aware of what year it was released, which was 2018, midway between the elections and the halfway point of the first (and hopefully ONLY) Trump administration. At the time we thought U.S. politics couldn't have been more divisive, only that was before mask mandates and vaccine mandates, Black Lives Matter protests and a failed insurrection. So now, three years later, the country's even MORE divided than it was then, to the point where "facts" tend to take on two different meanings, depending on which channel is reporting them.
And that's exactly where this film lives, in a country where two different people watching two different news channels walk away with exactly opposite spins on the same events. Sound familiar? On one channel the insurrectionists are misguided morons supporting a lying loser, and on the other channel, they're our last defense against election fraud and a failed system. How can both things be true? What is "truth" now, anyway? Should the news be true or is it enough for it to be entertaining - while also pandering to people's more basic instincts? And if this is wrong, what can be done to change it?
This may be the perfect film for me to watch this week, because the story starts on Thanksgiving of one year, then skips forward to three days before Thanksgiving the NEXT year, and then ends on Black Friday. The President proposes that all Americans swear an oath of loyalty to the country, and many sign that oath right away, but then just as many Americans decide to either NOT sign the oath because of laziness or dissatisfaction with the opposing political party, while a very small, very vocal groups decides that such an oath seems to be in conflict with the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees citizens things like freedom of speech, and therefore also the power of dissent. We've seen debates like this over the Pledge of Allegiance, because if kids in school are FORCED to recite it every morning, doesn't that seem to be in conflict with free speech? Yes, of course we should love our flag, and the country for which it stands, but that also should be an individual decision that every citizen needs to make for themselves, and other answers should be possible.
We have the right to protest every decision made by the government, however once a law is enacted, then not following that law has consequences, even if that's an imperfect law, or one we don't like. I might hate the law that says I can't smoke or drink alcohol in public, but that in itself is not enough to justify breaking the law. If I disagree, my time would be better spent trying to get the law revoked or changed. Therefore, logically, if people in blue states disagree with mask or vaccine mandates, or people in red states disagree with the lack thereof, they're free to protest, but still must pay the penalty if caught not complying with local laws.
And this brings me to Chris, the lead character in "The Oath", who has defiantly refused to sign said oath, and the deadline is fast approaching. And as his family starts showing up for Thanksgiving, he finds one reason after another to disagree with his brother, his brother's girlfriend and even his parents, who all apparently get their news from different sources as he does. They've all signed the oath, but he hasn't, as a sign of defiance - and around the country protests are turning violent, and certain celebrities who also took a stand against the government policies have begun disappearing. This sounds a lot like the situation with that missing Chinese tennis star who spoke out against a government official recently, so yeah, it could happen.
When government agents open fire into a crowd of protestors, this news is reported in two very different ways, which calls to mind some of the BLM protests from last year. If you disagree with their cause, then those protestors deserve what's coming to them - but if you agree with them, then they're martyrs whose rights should have been protected. Right?
But when Black Friday hits, two agents show up at Chris' house - his family lets them in, because he's really been a dick to them for the last few days - and they want to know why he hasn't signed the oath. Liberal (one assumes) Chris points out that the agents have no warrant, and have no cause to be there, so he asks them to leave. Again, he COULD just sign the oath, on paper or the e-version online, but he decides that he needs to make his point - hmm, how did taking a knee during the anthem work out for Colin Kaepernick?
Everything from this point on sort of falls into the "What else can go wrong?" category, and the standoff between the family and the agents devolves into an illogical situation, and almost feels near the end like the screenwriter painted himself into a corner, however there IS a resolution after the "darkest before the dawn" climax. I won't spoil it, but again, since this was written in 2018 it feels like a bit of fictional wish fulfillment based on what was happening in the news at that time.
This film may not be perfect, but it's got a lot going for it - like the portrayal of an interracial couple that doesn't keep sticking that fact in our faces, it just sort of is what it is, which makes it feel all right. And disagreeing with family over politics during Thanksgiving, well, that may not be universal but I think many people would be familiar with this, especially when butting heads with older relatives who are set in their ways and still living according to the social mores of decades past. And it's important to depict the proper way to act as part of the resistance when you disagree with the government - remember, you still have to follow the laws, even the ones you don't like.
That's it for me this week - tomorrow I'm cooking, delivering food and eating and then setting up my parent's printer on Friday. Back with a new film on Sunday.
Also starring Ike Barinholtz (last seen in "The Hunt"), Tiffany Haddish (last seen in "Like a Boss"), Nora Dunn (last seen in "Tag"), Chris Ellis (last seen in "October Sky"), Jon Barinholtz, Meredith Hagner (last seen in "Horse Girl"), Carrie Brownstein (last seen in "Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot"), Billy Magnussen (last seen in "Aladdin" (2019)), John Cho (last seen in "Between Two Ferns: The Movie"), Max Greenfield (last seen in "I'm Not Here"), Jon Lovett, Brian Guest, Kevin Rahm, Josh Meyers (last seen in "Fighting With My Family"), Beth Dover, John Ducey, Bruce Boxleitner (last seen in "Tron: Legacy"), Matt Corboy, Priah Ferguson, Henry Kaufman, with cameos from Richard Herd (last seen in "The Mule"), Seth Rogen (last seen in "Zeroville")
RATING: 6 out of 10 slashed tires







